A video dating experience takes a turn for the worse. An oriental massage also takes a turn for the worse. Keanu Reeves wants you to buy his special brand of sausage. The Scooby-Doo gang encounters Jason Voorhees at Camp Crystal Lake.

Don Knotts, Freddie Prinze Jr., Linda Cardellini, Matthew Lillard, Melissa Joan Hart, Phyllis Diller, Sarah Michelle Gellar