Last week, in an attempt to make his wait for the Wii instantaneous, Cartman froze himself. Through a bizarre twist of fate, he wakes up 500 years in the future, where there are warring factions, some angry sea otters, and worst of all: No Nintendo W... (more)ii! Will Cartman get out of this crazy future? Or will he be doomed to never get his hands on the Wii?

April Stewart, Juan Kimmelini