Dave announces that the Late Show (and not CNN) has the legal rights to a screen caption that reads "Showdown: Syria"; Tony Mendez gets scolded by Daddy for abbreviating "Dr. Phil's Words of Wisdom" to "Dr. Phil's Words of W" on a cue-card; a woman w... (more)ho lost her luggage at JFK Airport participates in the new Hello Deli game "What's Your Problem?" (and she loses).