Marty Funkhouser is outraged when flowers from his mother's memorial are stolen; Larry complains about "sample abusers" in stores; Jeff and Susie find knowing Larry to be a liability when trying to get Sammy into an exclusive private school.

Ann Rollins, Carla Jeffery, Charles C. Stevenson Jr., Ken Campbell, Lilly McDowell, Lisa Darr, Mayim Bialik, Michelle Maika, Nick Nervies, Robin Bartlett