Jack and Vic feel their lives have become routine to the point of redundancy. Does salvation lie in Glasgow University's course in Medicial Proficiency, or will the lure of a 75p pint be too much? Meanwhile, Boaby's losing customers and can't get his... (more) hole in a barrel of fannies. Can a quiz night and a lovely new barmaid be the answer to both problems?

Bridget McCann (University Registrant Woman), Frank Gilhooley (Mark), Gail Watson (Margo), Johnny Irving (Wullie Mac), Kate Dickie (Pregnant Girl), Mark McDonnell, Maureen Carr (Edith), Sheila Greer-Smith (Woman in lecture hall)