Mike and Caitlin agree to share the mayor on odd/even days. On Caitlin's day, Mike "borrows" the mayor to visit a kid who fell in a well. Unfortunately, they're 20 minutes late and the mayor falls in the now vacant well. Carter puts Rags in doggie da... (more)y care. Paul appears on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire and wins $1,000,000. Stuart negotiates with firemen.

Christopher Innvar, Danny Mastrogiorgio, Deirdre Lovejoy, Kal Cauthen, Marceline Hugot, Mark Kenneth Smith, Regis Philbin