The classic movie "Beastmaster" takes Broadway by storm. Lance Armstrong gets revenge on France. Buck Rogers learns what his name rhymes with. The gang from Archie Comics learns that nobody cheats Death for long!

Alan Cumming, Alfonso Ribeiro, Beverley Staunton, David Hasselhoff, Gene Simmons, Josh Cooke, Mila Kunis, Scarlett Johansson, Tamara Garfield