An Iraqi Republican guard that bears more than a passing resemblance to a dazed Calvert walks by Dave right after the monologue; Dave attempts to make "Wash it, gas it, give me the keys" his new catchphrase; Lily Chin (the world's fastest crocheter) ... (more)makes Dave half of a sweater; The Minus 5 and Wilco join together to perform "The Town That Lost Its Groove Supply."